i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
(via snowsrosegarden)
He’s writing sad music. Doesn’t eat. Barely talks. Only to correct the television. I’d say he was heartbroken, but, ah, he’s Sherlock.
(via consultingflatmates)
do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit
(via wohnjatsons)
(via badwolfsherloki-d)
how courteous of you to hide your auto play’s pause button
I’m saving my 2013th post for the new year.
wasn’t this your 2013th post..?
Fuck.
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
(via badwolfsherloki-d)
Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left..
i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot
he becomes a teapot
he becomes a teapot
I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy
(via thaddeus-the-exorzist)
i have like 6 senses
- hearing
- sight
- touch
- smell
- taste
- gaydar
always on
(via astudyofchriscolfer)